December 2007 update: I Googled her name just now and she and her mom both got free Pontiacs on Oprah.
Friday, December 14, 2007
February 10, 1994
I typeset a funny resumé. The woman was a sorority type named “J— Zipp!” (without the exclamation point, but I imagine it that way). She was desk clerk at a dormitory and claims she “strove for the ultimate satisfaction of residents”. She was also a bagger at Jewel where she “feverishly endeavored to please customers”. (Italics mine.)