September 29, 2008

Josh: My giant spider can eat your giant spider.

There’s only one way to settle this.

July 1, 2003

Austrian kezboards have the z kez where the y should be, and vice versa. Plus all the punctuation marks are in the wrong place ++ its verz annozing

May 24, 2003

Do you mean gauntlets? Sometimes I run a gauntlet to order my gimlet.

August 25, 2008

Those kittens look like she could get a lot of useful work out of them.

January 7, 2007

I got Find of the Day: http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/954

August 4, 2005

Nothing can tarnish the coolness of being the city where an anarchist shot the President.

September 3, 2006

“I was against surrealism even when I understood something about it, and I am even more against it now that I no longer understand it at all.” — Andrei Tarkovsky

April 10, 2007

I like this part of the interview:

AltCritic: What do you like in Roeg? (a friend of mine confessed the real reason she liked Bad Timing was her crush on Garfunkel hehehe)

Jim O'Rourke: Well, that's mine too! No kidding.

There seems to be a comma missing after "No".

March 27, 2006

“Look here. Being intelligible is not what it seems. You mean by understanding that you can talk about it in the way that you have a habit of talking... but I mean by understanding, enjoyment. If you enjoy it, you understand it. And lots of people have enjoyed it, so lots of people have understood it... After all, you must enjoy my writing. And if you do enjoy it, you understand it. If you do not enjoy it, why do you make a fuss about it?” — Gertrude Stein

May 14, 2006

Like most ferrets, they were named after Sex Pistols members and Monty Python characters.

April 12, 2007

I could have reached up and tugged on a violinist’s pant leg without losing contact with my chair.